Reviews, HR, And/Or Government Humor . . . !

It's Friday and it's Veteran's Day.  With a respectful nod to those who wear the uniform in support of our freedom, both past and present, I though a little humor is in order.  I received these "quotations" in a heavily forwarded email yesterday.  These are ostensibly from the Australian government, but most of them could easily he heard in the HR Department of any company!

THESE ARE "ACTUAL" QUOTES TAKEN FROM AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS.
 
1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
 
2) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
 
3) "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
 
4) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
 
5) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
 
6) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
 
7) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
 
8) "He sets low personal standards and  then consistently fails to achieve them."
 
9) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
 
10) "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."